It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
(via universalalien)
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
(via universalalien)
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
(via universalalien)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via m0therfuckinradical)
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
(via m0therfuckinradical)
